Tim Veater "Soddin' wallsey." · Reply · 1w Tim Veater "I guess this was a still still taken from my starring role in the remake make "Third Man". Note how I manage to cast a shadow. Soddin' clever of me."
"That Gargantuan fellow, you know the first one who went up there, he was Russian, yes it's true Her Majesty the the Queen said so. I watched her say it. Same lot as made that Tra- ba- bant, oh yes. They compared notes on changing the engine oil in sign language apparently. Fact!"
"This was when I was legless down at the Crown that night. I can't remember why I lost sight of them. I don't know, trousers! One soddin' leg after another."
"Do you know he's been a pap star, I mean papper-azzi, I mean pole star, for more years than I can remember. Decades! More than Queen even, or Her Majesty. Is he still performing? Surely not."
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ReplyDelete"Ever since I've had my Pfizer cupid jab, I've been all loved up for some inexplic ... inexplicab .... sod it ... unknown reason!"
"Weak Bridge" Tim Veater
ReplyDelete"Thank God it's not for a soddin' month!"
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ReplyDelete"Me, myself and I ... I .... I. Have I left anyone out?"
Tim Veater
ReplyDeleteTo promote his record "You need handzzzz" whilst standing by graves.
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ReplyDelete"Soddin' wallsey."
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Tim Veater
"I guess this was a still still taken from my starring role in the remake make "Third Man". Note how I manage to cast a shadow. Soddin' clever of me."
Tim Veater
ReplyDeleteWrong. That's a Wall's sign: 'POL ICES LOW'
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ReplyDeleteand three sides to every truth - "mine, yours and Arthurs"! lol
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ReplyDeleteInspired by honey bees.
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ReplyDelete"No question. That Joe Bidet. Who he?"
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ReplyDelete"Long time since I was able to touch my soddin toes."
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ReplyDelete"Now watch your hands."
"Double oh, oh, soddin no."
ReplyDeleteTim Veater
ReplyDelete"So where are the other 93 Dalmatians?"
Tim Veater
ReplyDelete"I've always mixed with the SARs ... umm Stars. Never caught a thing."
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ReplyDeleteAmazingly I have two t's in my name but no Char.
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ReplyDelete"I asked for a soddin' Costume d'amour and this is what they offered me!"
"Waxes lyrical": "Ouch that soddin' hurts."?
ReplyDelete"He said he wanted a tenner, so I paid him and got the soddin part."
ReplyDelete"That Gargantuan fellow, you know the first one who went up there, he was Russian, yes it's true Her Majesty the the Queen said so. I watched her say it. Same lot as made that Tra- ba- bant, oh yes. They compared notes on changing the engine oil in sign language apparently. Fact!"
ReplyDelete"This was when I was legless down at the Crown that night. I can't remember why I lost sight of them. I don't know, trousers! One soddin' leg after another."
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ReplyDelete"Never tell a book-end from its coverlet.... errr... or was it bed-stead?"
ReplyDelete"Damm, that soddin' Minx."
ReplyDelete"This is what happens when you're on the continent and someone tells you to turn soddin' left!"
ReplyDelete"'Memory foam'? Stop taking my brain in vain!"
ReplyDelete"Waiter! Waiter! There's a spoon in my soup."
ReplyDeleteRe. flying lesson: "I was an hour late but I still managed to get it up."
ReplyDelete"I loved that little minx but she broke my heart when she blew a soddin' gasket."
ReplyDelete"To hell with the expense. Today I think I'll have a soddin' 999."
ReplyDeleteRe. Tidy Tip Finger Tip Brushes: "Definitively the most important invention since the wheely bin ... I mean the whale ... dammit ... wheel."
ReplyDelete"Quite! Why are 'To Do Diaries' empty of anything to do? Couldn't they think anything ... to do?"
ReplyDeleteWasn't she under it? My ummmmm memory - yes that's it - my memory flails me.
ReplyDelete"Outrageous! Soddin' BBC. Why arn't I on it? Arn't I antiquicated enough for 'em?"
ReplyDelete"Do you know he's been a pap star, I mean papper-azzi, I mean pole star, for more years than I can remember. Decades! More than Queen even, or Her Majesty. Is he still performing? Surely not."
ReplyDelete"Black. Ideal for colliers."
ReplyDelete"How old is Florence now? Must be getting on. She must be, that is, not me. Well actually I must be. Need a big breakfast with TWO eggs. Thank you!"
ReplyDelete"Tinnitus is a form of ringo in the ears. I'm AFRAID!"
ReplyDelete"Sharp razor-like wit with no whispers, whiskas, no no not the bleedin' cat food, whiskers. Yes that's it, sideboards."
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