Thursday, 12 March 2026

The Fogou of War!

Def. 'Fogou': (Noun) - a form of artificial underground passage or chamber found in Cornwall.



"The advantage of going to war without any objectives (Or too many? Ed.) is that you can't lose." Spike Milligan.
        

Word Games. War Games.

I suppose an apology for my little word-play is called for. Of course it should have been the well-known saying, "The Fog of War", meaning despite the best laid plans, war is intrinsically chaotic. This especially applies to the foot soldier - of which Spike Milligan was one - aware only of his immediate environment and perils. The inanity of war. The 'Catch 22' of war.

War has been around for ever and so has the 'fog' but sophisticated technology and communications have changed its nature. Pre-twentieth century the condition of the battlefield could only be guaged from a visual vantage point and the presence of the 'directing mind' on site, to determine strategy and movement. Now the Generals and Politicians have retired to much safer locations and rely on radar, radio interception, satellites, drones and aeroplanes for guaging what is happening, with much more reliance on remote methods of assault from missiles, drones and aircraft. It is why both sides in the present conflict have concentrated on disabling them. 

However it should be noted, the more technologically dependent, the more vulnerable a country is. There are advantages to being low-tech as well as disadvantages. 

Radio and Internet communications have enabled soldiers to be better informed of enemy positions and tactics but even so Ukraine has most recently proved that the battlefield is still a terrible killing field, where human flesh, bone and brain are no match for the metal of modern weapon systems. 

The messy process of destruction and killing may have become far more detached physically, psychologically and emotionally, but the results are still devastating.  Thus as happened recently, a primary school can be targeted, killing over a 160 innocent little girls, without the merest hint of regret or apology on the part of the Americans responsible for it.

The nonchalence of President Trump and his top officials to obvious war crimes - "It happens in war" - is breath-taking and disconcerting to anyone believing in the moral values of Western civilisation. Of course this detachment goes much deeper in the psychological make-up of those involved, the worrying implications of which, will be discussed further in this article.

'Fog of War'

We learn that the term "nebel" or "fog" in relation to warfare, was coined in 1832 by Carl von Clausewitz  the Prussian military analyst, in his book Vom Kriege (From or on, War). Its English equivalent "fog" did not appear until the English translation arrived in 1873. He described war as, "an act of violence in order to force our will upon the enemy" and "a continuation of policy by other (and more destructive) means". This you will agree, is as relevant description today as when he wrote it. Intrinsic to the definition, is the possibility of failure, a situation Israel and the United States are both facing.






Clauswitz (1780–1831) was a professional soldier and therefore unavoidably speaking from his own experience and the times in which he found himself. This was dominated by the French Revolution and the rise of Napoleon Bonaparte, whose military campaigns in Spain, Italy, Austria, the German states, stretching into Russia and as far afield as North Africa, held all Europe and particularly Great Britain, in awe and fear. Only British naval superiority at the Nile and Trafalgar, the Russian winter and a narrowly won - with Prussia's help - Battle of Waterloo in what is today Belgium, ensured Napoleon was finally defeated and consigned to obscurity on Elba, whilst Nelson and Wellington became iconic British national heroes.

Clausewitz recognised, and was fascinated by, the underlying philosophy that inspired Napolean and the whole nation that supported him, realising that belief systems and objectives always underpin military action. In the case of France it was the revolutionary  ideals of "Liberty, Equality and Fraternity" that had fuelled the Revolution, and also motivated the French foot soldier's utter commitment to their Emperor. 

Despite all the advances in science, technology and education, cultural and religious differences have played a major part in current warfare. The so-called 'Leader of the Free World' surrounded by protestant Pastors praying for guidance and victory; Jewish leaders looking forward to a 'Greater Israel' and a rebuilt Temple; Iran's government led by a Shia Muslim regarding America, perhaps with some justification, as 'the Great Satan'.

When the English translation of 'On War' appeared in 1873, Britain was at the zenith of its Victorian imperialist power and global influence. On the continent of Europe, the 1870/1 Franco/Prussian war had just ended resulting in the unification of the previously independent German states. Under Chancellor Bismarck, united Germany became the principal European power, sowing the seeds of competition and a transformative, mechanised, 'World War' forty-four years later.

Today, economic and political objectives, world power and influence, uderpinned by the religious differences referred to above, but really driven by fear and greed, have provided the circumstances for a Tird World War, with potentially even greater catastrophic potential given the advance in weaponry. The question now is not whether this is possible but whether it can be averted.

War: a Definition

Clauswitz had stated:

"War is the realm of uncertainty; three quarters of the factors on which action in war is based are wrapped in a fog of greater or lesser uncertainty. A sensitive and discriminating judgment is called for; a skilled intelligence to scent out the truth." 

We now, in 2026, witness yet another war in the Middle East (or Western East depending on your perspective) that threatens to escalate into world wide proportions, beyond its regional base. We face the extistential prospect, if it were to develop into a nuclear exchange, between nuclear powers East and West, destruction and environmental consequences that would threaten the very existence of human civilization as we know it. 

We cannot escape the irony of the rationale put forward by America and Israel, that the illegal attack on Iran is ostensibly to prevent a nuclear threat, when in fact it brings it immeasurably closer. Nor the irony that what is being done to ensure the security of Israel and the hegmonic power of the United States, will assuredly prove the reverse. 

Despite all the bellicose rhetoric of Trump and Netanyahu, all the perfidious assassination, killing and destruction, experts conclude their deadly alliance cannot win and both are doomed to fail. The war may indeed mark the beginning of the end of American global predominence and of Israel's influence, the very opposite of what Trump promised his nation.

The 'fog of war' operates on many levels, practical and theoretical. 




Fog or Smog?

Fog is a metereological condition of air born condensation. When it is mixed with, and polluted by, particles from explosion or combustion, natural or humanly caused, it turns to 'smog', from which many industrialised cities have and do suffer with disastrous results. Both in the Gulf States and in Iran we have seen oil refineries and storage depots inexcusably targeted with munitions, causing huge fires and environmetally damaging toxic smoke and fume. Perhaps we should rename it the 'Smog of War'

Cynically and hypocritically, the nations and individuals that urge us to cherish the environment, cut down on pollution, protect human and animal life, preserve valuable natural natural resources, respect religions and cultures, do the very opposite. Not much of Carl von Clausewitz's "sensitive and discriminating judgment or skilled intelligence" in evidence here is there, let alone basic humanity? 

Ethical Boundaries no longer Respected.

Even in Clausewitz's day the battlefield was filled with smoke and confusion. Now the battlefield is much more intense and widespread, measured not in yards but hundreds of miles. With rockets and aeroplanes, no area can regard itself as safe, no target too distant or obscure. 

Even ethical boundaries between combatents and civilians, adults and children, sick, wounded or those who surrender, are any longer respected. The America/Israeli actions have re-written the Geneva Convention without telling anyone. Their moral credibility both in peace and war has been totally shattered. America targets a school of young pupils. Israel bombs people in tents. Indescriminate bombing of natural resources with terrible environmental consequences. International rules disregarded. Illegality defended. This is a recipe for disaster.

Abu Graib proved the moral degeneracy of America's treatment of captives. Israel took it to another level, actually defending and perpetuating the rape, torture and murder of detainees. Such a political society cannot be defended, though of course America does. Both are equally condemned before the law. Both have lost their claim to moral supremacy, yet both claim they are fighting Iranian 'evil'. There is no shortage of misrepresentation and hypocrisy on all sides.

Modern War-Fog.

But the Fog of War is not limited to the physical circumstances and catastrophes. It operates in the sphere of awareness, communication and command. Commanders need to know what is happening on the ground; soldiers need to know what is happening around them - so called 'situational awareness'. In close formation this is achieved by well honed skills of verbal and non verbal instructions and signals. At greater distances personnel and controllers are reliant on radio, interception and radar systems to keep abreast of what is happening. 

It is no surprise therefore that both sides in a conflict, have as a primary aim the disruption and or destruction of these modern communication routes. Drones and satellites provide invaluable insight into enemy positions and assets. Only major powers have the ability to access satellite telemetry or intercept radio and internet traffic. Thus the 'Five Eyes' give America and Israel - although Israel is not officially a member - a distint advantage over Iran. 

But there is reason to believe this advantage has been negated by Russian and perhaps Chinese systems being fed to Iran. Both the former have a vested interest in preventing the fall of Iran and the likely chaos that would ensue. Only recently China has reaffirmed its support of Iranian sovereignty and independance with a warning that another assassination of the Head of State would be totally unacceptible. Does trump want to put his intended trip to China in a month or so in jeapardy? Is he really that stupid?

Israel and America Blinded?

So Iran has it seems, pretty successfully, put out of action America's multi-billion early warning and targeting systems in the Gulf States. It might have done the same with Israel's. It certainly seems that with a combination of their latest hypersonic missiles, shortage of interceptors linked to disabled radar, Israel is vulnerable to rocket attack as never before. It is only a fraction of the size of Iran in both area and population. Its natural resources are limited and at the mercy of attack and disruption. Many military analysts not beholden to the American or Israeli political systems, have come to the conclusion that Iran must win the war if not having effectively done so already. 

Trump is now claiming and snatching, victory from the jaws of defeat, both militarily and politically. Domestic and international public opinion is against him. This can only grow more intense with body bags and the price of commodities dependent on oil. Israel is suing for peace whilst maintaining its aggression, only because it cannot sustain the damage and cost. 

The zionist entity may be in its death throws. There is speculation Netanyahu and others have been killed. Nor is it likely that Iran will agree to a peace deal unless it is 100 % convinced, an attack will not be repeated.  And how can it ensure that? In the not so far distant background, the threat of a tactical nuclear weapon on Iranian soil, but who knows what diplomatic messages have been conveyed to the State Department and Pentagon from other nuclear powers, were that to occur? 

The question arises, is the 'fog' lifting or getting denser?

What the Fogou!?

(See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fogou )

So to return to the beginning. What you may ask has this modest, relatively unknown, prehistoric, Cornish structure got to do with the momentous current events, costing billions, threatening millions, demonstrating human nature and activity at its worst? Humans it would seem have always been capable of violence. Like Donald Trump said, "That's war" conveniently omitting he had agreed to it, had ordered it, defended it and lied about it.

There are no written materials from the time informing us what these underground structures were for, why they were built and by whom so we have to make an intelligent guess. They are found only in the far west of Cornwall and a few other remote western regions. They are associated with pre-Roman Iron-age settlements but may be older still as the area is still renowned for stone monoliths or 'meneers' and stone circles which are almost certainly religious in nature. 

They represent a Celtic and pre-Celtic culture that once dominated swathes of Britain and Europe, probably with their origins in the middle and far east, following early trade and migration routes. A tribal verbal culture that had common elements but which from at least Roman times was under pressure and attack. The Gauls in France. The Celts in Britain who from 55 BC put up a stout resistance but were unequal to Roman military might. Britain is covered in massive defensive hill forts, that nevertheless were unable to prevent the regimented Roman advance. But they also pre-date the Roman invasion by many centuries, so there were obviously enemy invaders before them who had to be faced and fought. 

Going underground for defence.

So I believe, although the Fogou may have had other domestic uses, for example storing crops, I'm surmising their principal use was protection from enemies and the elements. Storage of weapons, equipment and probably valuable metals  even perhaps the secret processes to refine them, Tin, copper and even gold were sought after commodities for which traders came long distances. They would have had to have been securely stored prior to barter and trade, to prevent them being stolen. Why they can only be found in West Cornwall remains something of a mystery.

Once in human history it had religious significance: the entrance to a subterranean world of the imagination. The seed in the earth. The seed in the woman, creating life, renewal and survival. Even in the Middle Ages we find the idea in Dante's Divine Comedy, Virgil is employed as guide down into the earth to hell and back. Some of this metaphysical aura may have rubbed off onto the early miners. They certainly held a special place in Britain's manorial and feudal system.

Modern Times

Now the relevance to the modern situation. It is to be assumed that virtually every country in the world has constructed a secret under-world.

In the current Israeli/Iranian war, both sides rely heavily on the Fogou idea of going underground for secure systems of command, communication and weaponry. Both sides have targeted them with rockets and bombes to greater or lesser success. Operationally the 'fogou of war' is thus increased!


The 'Fog of Language in War' :  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp0wFiB5168

"The first casualty of war is the truth."  How can 'carpet bombing', as has happened in Tehran, be ethical and designed to avoid civilian deaths, over a thousand of which has already occurred?


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Digging In: The Secret Underground Bunker Iran Built To Keep Khamenei Alive And How Israel Found It

News 18  March 06, 2026,


https://www.news18.com/world/digging-in-the-secret-underground-bunker-iran-built-to-keep-khamenei-alive-and-how-israel-found-it-ws-l-9946386.html?utm_source=copy_share&utm_medium=clipboard&utm_campaign=clipnshare

Deep beneath the streets of central Tehran, Iran had built what it believed was an impenetrable refuge- a fortified underground command centre designed to keep the country’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei alive and in control during the worst conceivable attack. On Thursday, approximately 50 Israeli fighter jets destroyed it.

The strike, confirmed by the Israel Defense Forces in a statement, targeted a large underground bunker beneath Iran’s leadership compound in central Tehran. The IDF described it as one of the most significant blows yet to Iran’s ability to direct its military and political response to the ongoing war.

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Thursday, 19 February 2026

Jeffrey, Andrew, Charles.



Well there goes another day. Strange one. The day the ex-duke was arrested on his birthday, a day after mine. He 66, me 77, both multiples of the notorious 11 so prominant in most of the terror events we have been subject to since '9/11'. It takes me back to 1960 and 1971, 1982 and 1993.

Besides Andrew now being questioned about passing sensitive state information to Jeffrey Epstein, a trafficker of girls, and no doubt boys if required, for the sexual pleasure of rich men, for the purpose of influence and control, it puts the Monarchy in the most precarious position it has been in since the death of Diana, and before that, Edward VIII's abdication. 




Central to that has been the Palace's attempts under both Queen Elizabeth and King Charles, to cover up Andrew's behaviour over decades, culminating in paying to the late Virginia Guiffre, formerly Roberts, a female he claimed he had never met or known, twelve million pounds as a settlement for her civil case against him. 

It is clear Andrew had a voracious sexual appetite. Not for nothing was he called 'Randy Andy' from the 1980's onwards. It was satisfied by women who provided such services professionally. This was obviously known to the Police and Palace Authorities but not shared to the public for obvious reputational reasons. One Palace Policeman, Paul Page, has given many interviews, claiming that young women visited Andrew on a regular basis late at night at Buckingham Palace itself.

Clearly this risky behaviour was not controlled but it must have been monitored, as, at great public expense he was provided with constant and close personal Police protection. 

Inside Epstein's town house.



Thus the scandal is not just a personal one for Andrew, but reaches to his mother the Queen, his brother the King and the highest reaches of the Political Establishment. 

Despite this well-known reputation, Tony Blair on the recommendation apparently of the then Buisness Secretary Peter Mandelson, he was appointed as the Department of Trade Trade Envoy in 2001 and served in that position, travelling the world, until 2011. 

It is in connection with this role and how he handled trade sensitive and confidential information, that he is now being interviewed under caution  by Thames Valley Police,  not it should be noted in connection his sexual activities. But it is the shadow of the latter, particularly in the context of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, that haunts the story. 




Andrew's claim when interviewed by the BBC's Emily Maitlis seven years ago, that the photo of him with his arm around the then seventeen year old Virginia Roberts, taken by Jeffrey Epstein at Gislaine Maxwell's London House, was a fake and he had never been there or met her (the late Virginia claims in her book they had sex three times at different locations) has been proved by the Epstein Paper's and Gislaine Maxwell's testimony to be a lie.

Of course the Palace must have known this at the time via its Police and MI5 sources, but chose not to reveal the fact, effectively protecting the then Duke of York. 

Inevitably therefore this unseely matter will not stop with the arrest of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. The damage will creep out and up, probably making the King's position untenable. 

Consenting sex with adults, either hetero- or homo-sexual is not a crime. Sex without consent and sex with under-age persons, is. However Epstein was well known to prefer under age females - he denied at his civil deposition that he was either homo- or bi-sexual - and was convicted of sex with a minor in 2008 in a so-called "sweet heart deal".

Given the very close - despite his denial of such - connection between the Duke and his ex-wife, Sarah Ferguson, with Epsein, both before and after the conviction, the question still remains whether Andrew Mountbatten Windsor engaged in illegal sexual relations with girls either in Britain or America? The following released photograph certainly raises questions.




Given the fact that in these matters he has been proved to lie, his long-held denials carry less weight. 



The ramifications of his and others', in particular Peter Mandelson's, association with Jeffrey Epstein can only get wider, deeper and more profound for both Government and Monarchy. There is no doubting this has become a pivotal moment in British constitutional history, that impinges on the survival of the Monarchy itself. The nation and world awaits the outcome.

It's not so much about the breaches of protocol or the abuse of women, after all MI5 must always have been completely in the picture about his activities and communications, but the maintenance of power and the status quo. When damaging private information became public and the media clamour threatened the Monarchy itself, suddenly individuals and institution became concerned. This is nothing more than reactive PR damage control. Andrew has to be sacrificed to protect Charles, William and a thousand year old constitution.


Claimed to be a genuine image from the Epstein Files. It needs to be explained.


https://x.com/OunkaOnX/status/2024646863753023741/photo/1


It is claimed Jeffrey Epstein took his own life whilst held in the New York Federal High Security Prison. Given the circumstances and post mortem injuries, few sensible people think this finding accurate and that an homicide, facilitated by the prison authorities or personnel, to be far more likely. Another theory with some substance is that another person was substituted and that in fact, Epstein was abstracted in a Mossad/CIA operation, to live incognito in Israel.



The investigation and arrest of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor is an extraordinary moment, and to be done effectively it will have to dig deep into the establishment and its protection of him. The main witnesses to any alleged crimes will be the police, in the form of his close protection officers, who went everywhere with him at all times, and the palace, in the form of the structure around him that ensured all legal moves and avenues against him were effectively closed down for over a decade. Any cover up is theirs as well as his.

I came across Prince Andrew twice as a journalist and both times he was surrounded by protection officers. The first time was in Pretoria at an event with the UK High Commissioner; Andrew cruised the room followed by his protection, blatantly checking out all the women. The second time was on a plane to Chicago, which when he decided no longer suited his timetable he disembarked from with his protection officers who whisked him back to Windsor whilst the rest of us sat on the tarmac as they searched for airmiles Andy’s luggage.

At channel 4 news we tried repeatedly to investigate Andrew and particularly that photograph. Even after Epstein’s conviction and emergence of “that photo”, they rounded the wagons, having refused to receive US legal papers from his alleged victims. After repeated attempts the police admitted they had looked into the circumstances of the photo before dropping the investigation. It felt like a coup at the time, but the police and palace seemed to go to extraordinary lengths to obfuscate and stonewall all media enquiries, before the royals ultimately paid millions to a woman whom he denied ever meeting.

As editor I found the monarchy and conventions of Royal coverage the hardest to comprehend. When, in 2015 we were offered an interview with Charles I was keen to do it to ask about his brother, but we were told we had to sign a draconian 15 page contract that essentially ceded all editorial control to the palace. Indeed, the signatures of previous tv execs littered the pro forma contract which gave Prince Charles the right to final cut, before broadcast and release. After refusing to sign (I took legal advice as I thought it broke OFCOM rules by giving final editorial control to the interviewee) they refused the interview; the contract appeared here https://lnkd.in/ebPzNn4W
.

When Charles was seen to have re-entered public life with a series of spider-letters, I got Michael Crick to doorstep him https://lnkd.in/eNMkX7Xp
. I was removed from my tenuous membership of the royal broadcast pool.

That was the end of our relationship with the Royals; Nnewsnight & Emily Maitlis then got their extraordinary Andrew interview and the rest should have been history; but all this has still taken nearly a decade to happen.

The PM who turned PI: why is Gordon Brown delving so deep into the Epstein files?  

The Guardian.

Daniel Boffey Chief reporter

Wed, 25 February 2026 at 6:00 am GMT

Before Gordon Brown sent a draft of his 6 February comment piece on the Jeffrey Epstein scandal to the Guardian for publication, he asked friends whether he had gone too far.

The former prime minister had written that he found it “hard to find words to express my revulsion at what has been uncovered about Epstein and his impact on our politics” and the “time is overdue to let in the light”.

On Peter Mandelson’s alleged leaking of market-sensitive documents to the disgraced financier and sex offender during the financial crisis, Brown was particularly vexed.

If it had happened, he said it would be, in his view, “a betrayal of everything we stand for as a country”.

Those whose counsel Brown had sought over the piece reassured him he was right to use the strongest terms.

Mandelson, the de facto deputy prime minister in Brown’s government, was arrested on Monday on suspicion of misconduct in public office. He denies any wrongdoing.

Brown’s dogged pursuit of the documents relating to the Epstein scandal, before and after the Guardian article, has drawn comparisons with that of the hangdog Scottish detective Jim Taggart of the eponymous crime series.

When the first Epstein emails emerged last September, suggesting an unknown level of closeness between Mandelson and Epstein, Brown wrote to the then cabinet secretary, Chris Wormald.

He sought correspondence relating to the former cabinet minister’s communications with Epstein. Brown was informed that no such papers had been found.

In a piece published by the New Statesman six days after his Guardian article, Brown turned his clunking fist, as Tony Blair once described it, on the alleged predators and enablers.

“In the past week, I have delved deep into the Epstein files,” he wrote. “What I discovered about the abuse of women by male predators and their enablers – and Britain’s as yet unacknowledged role – has shocked me to the core.”

Brown reported that “a number of British girls were on 90 Epstein flights organised from UK airports on what was called his ‘Lolita Express’” and alleged that “Epstein was able to use Stansted airport – he boasted how cheap the airport charges were compared with Paris – to fly in girls from Latvia, Lithuania and Russia..”

Brown said that, in his view, police should speak to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor about what he might know, if anything.

Brown sent a five-page memorandum of evidence to six police forces that cover airports used by Epstein. On 19 February – Mountbatten-Windsor 66th birthday – the former prince was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. He also denies any wrongdoing.

Brown is said to have been searching through the Epstein documents himself, but he has also been assisted by Clare Rewcastle Brown, a journalist whose past investigations have included exposing corruption at the Malaysian sovereign wealth fund.

Rewcastle Brown is married to Brown’s brother Andrew. “Quite a lot of people have been turning to him with information,” she said. “I have been dragged into doing some of the background work.”

Asked about Brown’s motivation, Rewcastle Brown said it should be taken at face value: he had been utterly appalled by Britain’s apparent role in enabling a web of exploitation.

Speaking anonymously, those who have known Brown for a long time do not doubt that this is true but suggest that it is not quite the full picture. It is complicated, they say; Brown is complicated.

“He might not even be conscious of it or acknowledge it but he will feel guilty,” said a Labour insider. “He was the person who brought Mandelson back in the house.”

According to one source, when Brown decided to invite Mandelson into his government from Brussels, where he had been European commissioner for trade, the plan had been for him to be made deputy prime minister.

This fell foul of senior figures – “mainly those who also wanted to be deputy prime minister”, a source said – and so the title given to Mandelson in 2009 was first secretary of state.

Brown is said to have been advised by a close ally that it was a “very significant risk and not worth taking” but the decision to bring him back, kept to a tight circle, had already been taken.

A source close to Brown countered that it was part of a wider move to bring in economic expertise, including the city grandee Paul Myners, at a time of financial crisis. Brown had even called the then European Commission president, José Manuel Barroso, to find out if there was any reason not to execute the move, the source added.

Mandelson joined the education secretary and former Treasury adviser Ed Balls in an inner circle that would meet on a Sunday night in Downing Street for “fireside chats”.

The response to the Epstein revelations among Labour MPs is said to have been one of anger while that of the parliamentary party in the Lords is of grief, given the sense of betrayal by one of their own, said a party insider.

“But for all the personal betrayal, Gordon is firmly in the anger camp,” said the source. “He is profoundly, almost to the point of annoyingly, moral. During the expenses scandal, one of the chief whips said of Gordon that he had never met anyone less interested in money.”

Brown’s stubborn, activist-like use of this anger over the Epstein scandal was said by insiders to be simply part and parcel of who he is.

Brown’s aversion to going on holiday when he was chancellor and then prime minister was depicted while in government as a consequence of his devotion to public service but “he also just doesn’t like going on holiday because he would rather sit in his house probably still wearing a suit writing press releases that would never be sent”, said a source. “Raith Rovers will only take up so much of the day,” the source added of the football team Brown supports.

While Brown would erupt with fury at critical articles offering well-intentioned advice when he was in No 10, now he is a constant source of advice, to the mild irritation of some within government.

The causes taken up by Brown in his post-prime ministerial career have ranged from seeking a fresh police investigation into Rupert Murdoch’s company’s alleged cover-up of phone hacking – it denied wrongdoing – to the reversal of the two-child benefits cap and the need for improved palliative care before legislation is passed on assisted dying.

“It is like Ted Heath on steroids,” said one Labour source. “But on the Epstein stuff he is right – he is driving this and clearly making the weather.”

For now, Brown is understood to be happy to let the police investigations take their course. He has a new book out in September on global politics. Next week he will seek to publicise a new VAT relief that effectively scraps the requirement for businesses to pay VAT when donating goods to charity.

It is a policy that Brown hopes will assist, among others, Multibank, a charity he started in Kirkcaldy that distributes products donated by businesses to disadvantaged families. “Gordon sees everything as a moral crusade,” a source said, “and when it’s good that fire is amazing.”

• This article was amended on 25 February 2026. In an earlier version, Clare Rewcastle Brown was misnamed after first mention as “Renwick”.


Charles III, Part I (after Shakespeare)

(With a lot of help from Perplexity.ai)

THE SCENE

CLARENCE HOUSE, LONDON. MORNING. King Charles and Queen Camilla are at breakfast. A loud knocking is heard at the door.

CHARLES:
What noise is this that batters on our gate,
And breaks the gentle fast of early morn?
What saucy hand so beats upon our peace,
To shake the porridge from our very spoons?

A COURTIER:
Doth my liege will that I command him in,
Who thus profanes the silence of your board?

CHARLES:
Ay, let him in, so he but still his fists;
For if he knock once more, by God, he dies.

The courtier opens the door and a messenger enters, breathless. He bows low.

CHARLES:
What wind blows thee so rudely to our hall?
Speak, knave: hath Windsor fallen to the Hun,
And do rough barb’rous hands seize on our crown?

MESSENGER:
If ’t please your Majesty, from Suffolk come I,
Heavy with tidings for your royal ear.
Your brother, sire—who once did bear the style
And ancient honour, Duke of York by name—
Is haled from off his bed at dead of night
By armed retainers of that noble knight,
The valiant Sir Keir Starmer, sworn to law.

CAMILLA:
A noble knight, in faith, and trusty too.
Would God that he might cleanse our house of shame,
And scour from out your blood that spotted branch,
That we ne’er hear his graceless name again.

CHARLES:
What say these men that have laid hands on him?
What foul imputed trespass stains his soul?

MESSENGER:
My liege, they bruit abroad in every street
That he hath crack’d the casket of your trust,
And pour’d your privy counsels in the ears
Of such as should be strangers to your thought.
So stand they sworn he hath betray’d your grace,
Your Realm, and all the people of this land.

CHARLES (shouting):
No more! I’ll hear no more of brother’s name.
The man I call’d mine own is dead to me;
The womb that bore us both bears him no more.
’Tis well our royal mother sleeps in earth,
And from her quiet grave doth not behold
What monstrous fruit her house hath lately borne.

CAMILLA:
Sweet husband, rouse the kingdom with your voice.
You must proclaim unto your faithful folk
That no allegiance binds you to this man,
Who is unworthy of your noble blood,
And may not style himself of royal stem.

CHARLES:
It shall be done.
(Aside to the messenger)
Thou, hence to Suffolk, speed thee like the wind,
And bear these words, seal’d with our kingly breath:
That Charles, anointed sovereign of this isle,
Doth charge that every tittle of the law
Be closely kept in all particulars,
And that no grace, nor favour, nor soft hand
Be shown unto the once Duke, now undone.
For he hath stain’d his house and soil’d his name;
And we, to cleanse the honour of our line,
Do cast him forth, an outcast from our heart,
And pluck his wither’d leaf from off our tree.